When you need a little chuckle to start your day you can’t beat Maxine, Hallmark Cards’ “Queen of Crab”. She even has an official Facebook Fan Page, touting “25 years of yelling it like it is”. And at Hallmark’s website you can find her at “Crabby Road”.
So here’s a little Maxine cartoon for your morning pleasure. (For those of you whose electronic devices are image impaired, the text is below the cartoon.)
Life is all about ass:
You’re either covering it,
laughing it off,
trying to get a piece of it,
behaving like one,
or you live with one!
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