What kinds of shit happen in world religions, and how does it happen? People are different, religions are different, beliefs are different. How so? Let me count the ways:
- It looks and smells like shit, but I haven’t tasted it, so I’m not sure whether its shit or not.
- What is this shit?!
- How can we KNOW if shit happens?
- You can’t prove any of this shit
- Shit is good for the soil.
- This modern shit is worthless.
- It’s true, shit does happen — but only to Lutherans.
- I don’t believe this shit.
- It looks and smells like shit, so I’m damned if I’m going to taste it.
- Shit doesn’t happen. Shit is dead.
- No shit!
- I haven’t smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it’s shit
- Why do you keep shitting on us?
- You are shitting all wrong, and you’ll be punished for it.
- We’ll wash the shit right off you.
- Shit will happen. Praise the lord. (Southern Baptist)
- If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
- If shit happens, it isn’t really happening TO anyone.
- Shit will happen again to you next time.
- Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
- If shit happens, you [probably] deserved it.
- You were born shit, you are shit, and you will die shit.
- Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway. (Charismatic Catholicism)
- When shit happens, don’t call a doctor–pray.
- Shit doesn’t happen and I am not up to my eyeballs in it.
- Our shit will take care of itself.
- Shit in in your mind.
- The less we know about why shit happens, the better off we’ll be.
- Confucious say, “Shit happens”.
- Confucious says, “If shit has to happen, let it happen PROPERLY.”
- If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
- Survival of the shittiest.
- “Why does shit happen?” (p. 157)
- If shit happens, hold a procession.
- I am at cause that shit will not happen.
- You’re responsible for all the shit that happens.
- There’s no shit in the Bible.
- Shit happens, but don’t publish it.
- Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
- She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it, she-it… (Repeat until you become one with she-it)
- Please take this flower and buy our shit.
- I’ve seen this shit before.
- This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.
- This shit happening IS you.
- Shit has happened before.
- If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
- If shit happens, take a hostage.
- We don’t take any shit.
- Islam, Nation of: Don’t take no shit!
- No shit happens until Armaggedon.
- There is only a limited amount of good shit.
- Knock Knock, “Shit Happens.”
- Here, we insist you take our shit.
- Shit happens door to door.
- Satan made all that shit happen.
- Why does shit always happen to us?
- Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?
- Judaism, Reform: Got any laxatives?
- Shit happens, but as long as you’re sorry, it’s OK.
- Only happy shit really happens.
- If shit happens, shun it.
- Excrement happens (you can’t say shit in Utah)
- Hey, there’s more shit over here!
- Our shit is better than your shit.
- Shit happens again & again & again …
- This is really weird shit.
- That’s not shit, it’s feldspar.
- A firm shit does not happen to me.
- This isn’t shit if I really believe it’s chocolate.
- I create my own shit.
- If shit happens, honor it and share it.
- Were all part of the same shit.
- For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.
- St. Sergius found his faith in deep shit.
- Orthodox, Greek: Shit happens, usually in three’s.
- Shit happens for a variety of reasons.
- If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
- If shit happens, praise the lord for it!
- Let shit happen to someone else.
- Give us your shit and put on this orange shit.
- Let’s smoke this shit!
- Hey, this is good shit, mon.
- What is this AMORC shit?
- We hope bad shit happens to all of you.
- We will make your shit happen.
- All this happens to be shit.
- If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you.
- It’s actually alien shit happening.
- Shit evolves.
7th DAY ADVENTISM:
- Shit happens on Saturdays.
- Whoaa… Holy Shit!
- You inherit the shit of your ancestors.
- Leave our shit alone
- This shit is good for me.
- You are all pieces of shit.
- Shit happens.
- If you can shit, it isn’t shit.
- Shit happens, so flow with it.
- Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening.
- Twelve Step: Shit happens one day at a time.
- What is this Shit?
- We affirm the right for shit to happen.
- Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.
- It’s not the shit that matters. It’s the process.
- Shit doesn’t just happen — somebody dumped it on you.
- Let’s stick some pins in this shit!
- This shit’s gonna get you
- If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.
- The Goddess makes shit happen.
- Mix this shit together and it will happen.
- What is the sound of shit happening?
- Shit happens half the time.
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