With thanks to Scott, who sent us this gem!
To: Ms. Ima Snarls
Subject: Company Photo Shoot
Dear Sir: Here are the proofs for the recent photo shoot you authorized to show investors a day in the life of your company and the hard working employees who make everything work. Note that I contacted the sales manager (below) and he said the salesman was unavailable for the photo shoot as he took the rest of the day off after making a large sale.
Click on the photos to see them full sized. The rest of the office photos continue without comment.
Upon your approval I will send the originals to you for publication in your new company brochure.
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