1) You can’t count your hair.
2) You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can’t taste flavors while holding your nose shut. (Let go of your nose, you silly person.)
3) You can’t tickle yourself.
Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun person & everyone else did it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
Have a great Day. Laugh often. Life is too short not to enjoy the simple, silly things!
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