A husband woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sat down and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, spotless, clean. So was the rest of the house.
He tool the aspirins and noticed a note on the table: “Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!”
Totally shocked with the note, he went to the kitchen and sure enough there was a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son was also at the table, eating. He asked, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son said, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”
Confused, the man asked, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”
His son replied, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, “LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!”
- Self-induced hangover – $400.00
- Broken crockery – $800.00
- Breakfast – $10.00
- Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – “PRICELESS”
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