This week’s Off Topic courtesy of an email forward from Laurel N.
The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain: With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet: Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea and Zimbabwe: Ruled by a pair of nuts.
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