1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom whe... Read more
This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going into the fi... Read more
A corporate attorney allegedly sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. The next time you order checks have only your initials (instead of first name) and last name put on... Read more
Here is some actual, real advice that is useful for cleaning around the house, submitted by Mary O. 1. Use white bread to: Dust an oil painting. Gently dab a slice of white bread over the su... Read more
A man in his 40’s suffering from a mid-life crisis bought a new Corvette and took it out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was... Read more
One medium stalk of celery contains 6 calories and you only expend half of a single calorie digesting it. By comparison, a 1-minute kiss burns 26 calories and you burn more calories sleeping than watching TV.