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Weekly Wisecrack: July 15, 2017

the presentation

The Opening Salvo

“…and I personally want to thank each and every one of you for taking the time out of your busy schedules to join us today. Now before we get started please allow me to clear up two very important issues.

“First of all, and I want to be crystal clear about this so you can all relax, what you will preview today is not a timeshare offer and we have nothing to do with timesharing! That sure is good news isn’t it folks?

“And once we conclude our brief and informative travel show you will be receiving those wonderful gifts that you were promised for your time today so sit back folks and enjoy the show.

“Now, by a show of hands how many of you would take more vacations if someone else helped cover the costs? That’s wonderful…”

The Weekly Wisecrack is primarily (but not always) a snarky look inside the workings of the timeshare industry, usually from the viewpoint of sales and marketing representatives. Do you have a different point of view? Leave your own caption in the Comments if you’re so inclined…
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