How do they do IT?
- Astronomers do IT in the dark
- Mathematicians do IT in numbers
- Biologists do IT in the field
- Chemists do IT periodically on the table
- Geologists do IT in folded beds
- Palaeontologists do IT in the dirt
- Computer scientists do IT bit by bit
- Electrical engineers do IT until it hertz
- Physicists do IT with force
- When seismologists do IT, the Earth shakes
- Zoologists do IT with animals
- Quantum physicists do IT uncertainly
- Polymer chemists do IT in chains
- Cosmologists do IT with a bang
- Theorists do IT on paper
- Geneticists do IT in their genes
- Statisticians do IT with 99% confidence
- Planetary scientists do IT while gazing at Uranus
- Philosophers only think about doing IT
What is IT?
Why, science of course!
And shame on you if you thought otherwise.
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