Seeing a pretty girl studying in the University library, a guy walked up to her and asked, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
Without even looking at him the girl answered with a loud voice, “NO, I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All of the other students in the library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed, and quickly found another place to sit down.
After a couple of minutes, the girl got up and walked quietly to the guy’s table. Leaning over, she said, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”
The guy responded in a loud voice, “200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?! THAT’S WAY TOO MUCH!!!”
…and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
Leaning toward the startled girl the guy whispered with a smile, “I study Management, and I know how to screw people.”
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