Here is another list of New Year’s resolutions for you to ignore:
- I will think of a password other than “password” or “hello”.
- I will not tell the same story at every get together.
- I won’t worry so much.
- I will cut my hair.
- I will grow my hair.
- I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!
- I will be more imaginative.
- I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of different excuses.
- I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
- I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
- Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
- I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly….
- I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
- I will start trimming my nose and ear hairs
- I will realize that God loves me, and that beer is the proof of that love
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